Carl, what the hell have you been up to?
"No masks and machetes Jeanie Holmanand her daughter Jamie Holman, 12k, were scared last night on Fanchers Mill Road as someone dressed in a hockey mask, identified as Carl Vance LaFever, stood behind a fence waving a machete as they walked by. Mr. Lafever was informed by Deputy Chris Bennett the Holmans could file charges. Mr. LaFever told the deputy he would not do it again"
Source - Expositor, Sparta Tennessee.
James - 3/01/2006 08:58:00 PM
This whole situation was bullshit, I never in my life told those bastard fucking deputies I wouldn't do it again. I did tell them my cock was 4 inches long and 8 inches wide, but I did state it was my God given right to dress any way I damn well pleased on my own land and I'd be damned if anyone told me otherwise! They also failed to mention they came in like gang busters with 12 deputies combing the area looking for a white male 6'5" 300lbs and I stand 5'8 to 5'10" and at the time barely weighed in at 215 lbs.the deputy that talked to me was laughing about the whole thing and I told him good luck finding the judge who would sign an arrest warrant for me for scaring someone. This whole story was full of holes and not even news worthy, they must have had a slow week.
Itchy_turd - 3/11/2006 09:04:00 PM
The Expositor is bullshit propaganda/mis-information, although the part of about the swarm of swine lookin' for someone 6'5" 300lbs may be attributed to the pudwhackers calling the cops apparently thinking you *really were* Jason.
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