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Waffle House Coffee has Crack in it 2001/11/09 3 comments
Nobody ever told me that Waffle House coffee has crack in it.
Otherwise I would not have willingly consumed FIVE cups after 9 o'clock last night.
After being HIGH for TEN HOURS I came down and got the munchies and ate all the turkey meat and Golden Grams that we had.
Anyway, this is just a warning. So if you don't like yourself then try this new recreational drug. I guarantee after it's all over, you'll like yourself even less.

Itchy_turd - 2/19/2006 10:41:00 AM 
The reason it seems to have crack is because after they brew a bunch and leave on heat the water evaporates and the coffee cooks down and becomes more and more concentrated, so you may be drinking 5 cups but started out as many more.

Chuck - 2/19/2006 09:35:00 PM 
They should be required to ask "Do you have high blood pressure?" before selling that stuff.

Itchy_turd - 3/11/2006 09:24:00 PM 
How could anyone not consider that dining at Waffle House at 9 o'clock at night is hazardous to your health on multiple levels in the first place?

I mean, it's Waffle House!

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