Aside from making yourself an amature porn star, what is the function of this device? I don't want anyone to see me in front of my computer. Right now I'm in my underwear and crunchy old work shirt. Wearing glasses and settled down for the evening I am at my worst. I'm sure so many other webcam users offer us the same horrid glimpse of themselves. What's that you say, MPG compression makes up for it? You're right I couldn't tell you weren't wearing makeup, but that fat square that is your head still isn't looking good. It's color is the putrid-flesh-tone as painted by a high school student in Art 1. Your jerky movements at first fooled me into thinking you had cerebral palsy, but you're neck didn't move with that head-on-a-spring motion. This is why video-phones failed, because you don't want to see the person who is spewing this crap out right now.
This is not to say that they are without benifit. I'm sure that I'll be eating my words in a year or two. But that's not what we're talking about.
Itchy_turd - 3/08/2005 09:10:00 AM
"Web Cam"Aside from making yourself an amature porn star, what is the function of this device?Well,...
none. Other than maybe verifying whether the person you are going to cyber with is a chick or not (or in your case, whether they are a hermaphrodite).
What kind of crazy question was that?
EDIT: dang HTML >.<
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