I got this fortune cookie that said "Me love you long time," and it got me thinking... I am going to try to be a better friend for everyone. I will stop being introverted and try to spend more time visiting the people I care about. Or I'll get my computer working again and hole up in CoH.
Itchy_turd - 5/21/2005 06:39:00 AM
Why not spend time volunteering at the local animal shelter? Or teaching underprivileged children to read? Or helping the disenfranchised elderly commit suicide in a peaceful fashion?
Chuck - 5/21/2005 10:14:00 PM
Or I could help my friend move.
I Love Drugs - 5/30/2005 05:59:00 AM
Interesting cookie. That reminds me of Platoon (at least I think it was that movie) where the whore is propositioning the platoon & that's all the English she knows except for her price. Not what I would expect to see in a fortune cookie. :)
Chuck - 5/31/2005 11:05:00 AM
Full Metal Jacket is what you're thinking of. The cookie didn't say that either, it actually said something to the effect of "The best way to make friends is to be one."
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