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Civ 4 2005/12/30 12 comments
I've had it for a little more than a month now and have managed to log about 15 hours of gameplay. Not that much considering how I played 2 and 3.
Got any Civ 4 strategies? Post 'em here.

Forgiveness 2 comments
It's hard to let down my defences long enough to see I'm wrong. It's as likely that I'll be forgiven as it is I'll be attacked. So I build the wall a little higher.

Why Can't I Own a Canadian? 2005/12/25 5 comments
"I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
Read the rest of Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

You are stupid and know nothing 0 comments

I am an athiest. I don't believe in Jesus.
I celebrate a holiday however, on December 25th that is my own. I have named this holiday Christmas, quite conveniently to coincide with another pre-existing holiday on the same day with the same name. The premise is different. My Christmas is a celebration. An excuse to party, and partake, to give and to get and to be with your community, both family and friends.

And I sacrificed this...
So I can work. And even before I was inside the building I was yelled at by some foolish human. All during the day were unhappy people unwilling to wait in their respective lines. Below is an actual conversation:
Me: You can't wait at the register sir. I'll have your prescription ready in 20 minutes, you can shop or have a seat and I'll let you know when it's ready.
Dumbass: I'll just wait here.
Me: I can't see people in line behind you and they won't get waited on.
Dumbass: I'll get out of the way.
Me: You're facing the wrong way, you can't see them!
Dumbass: Smartass!

Anyway, my point is, don't bite the hand that feeds you. I sacrificed being with my family and friends today and got nothing but grief, and a fat paycheck for it. Hope you get what you deserve, I know I did.

Top Level 2005/12/21 4 comments
I am the first kid on the block to own a top level domain.
Check out www.chucksutherland.com

Currently it's simply redirecting people to the cafes webpage, but soon I would like to try hosting my own data.
Keep you posted.
-Chuck

Passion 2 comments

Passion is surely enough to create a child. Passion dies though, and then you have to raise your child with a spouse that you don't love, or isn't present.

What is the use of passion then?

Explosive Bean Dip 2005/12/18 2 comments
The Demon of My Sleep requires me to list all the foods I've eaten in the last 24 hours. It requires this not in any spoken language, but a language of bodily shape. Namely my contorted, bloated, unconscious body, sprawled out, covers and intestines entangled into a new position for each psychotic word. I'm unsure if these hallucinations occur during REM or, as I suspect, in deep sleep, like all proper night terrors.

Thank you Mike for making your Explosive Bean Dip.

Task Cordinator for Chuck's Stomach: *Checks list* Nope, I didn't see four bites of Explosive Bean Dip.
Chuck's Esophagus: You had better check that list again, cause you're getting it - right before the turkey, ham, mashed potatoes, collared greens, cookies, chocolate, caramel pie, ham, turkey, chocolate... (He rattles this list for quite sometime)
Task Cordinator for Chuck's Stomach: Alright, alright, boys *he shouts to large intestine bacteria* we gotta break this stuff down fast, we got 186 more bites of food afterwards.
Johnson the Large Intestine Bacteria: Weeeee!
Task Cordinator for Chuck's Stomach: Johnson, Stop swinging from that long carbohydrate molecule and start making some methane, PRONTO!

And the discomfort begins.
Aside from the formula I can give about complex carbohydrate molecule expanding into various gasses rapidly I can only offer one more thought. The thought that plauges me now.
Every fart is a victory.

Ghandi is evil in the Civ games 2005/12/15 11 comments
Thought my readership would be interested to know where I stand politically... as if I'm not outspoken enough.

What are your scores?
politicalcompass.org


Godfather 2005/12/05 2 comments
Yes, I became a godfather. My good friend Charles Winnett's girlfriend Nicole had her baby on 12/02/05. Chelsea Renea Winnett weighed in at 6lbs 10oz, 19 inches long.

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